Boomers, It’s Time to Plan for the Big Sleep (But Let’s Have a Laugh First)

Ah, Baby Boomers, the generation that brought us rock 'n' roll, flower power, and the art of turning everything into a lively debate. You’ve planned it all: careers, families, retirement portfolios, even bucket lists. But now it’s time to plan for the ultimate transition—the one where your biggest worry is whether they’ll spell your name right on the headstone.

Yes, we’re talking about pre-planning your funeral. Before you roll your eyes and say, “I’ll just let the kids figure it out,” remember this: you didn’t let them choose the family car, the wallpaper, or even their own names without your input. Why would you let them handle something as personal as your final send-off?

Think of it as the last big party you’ll ever throw, and you’re the guest of honor. Want to be sent off with a gospel choir singing “Stairway to Heaven”? Or maybe you’re a minimalist who’d prefer a backyard barbecue and a cardboard box (environmentally friendly, of course). Whatever your style, this is your chance to make a statement—one last mic drop, Boomers-style.

And don’t forget the practicality. Pre-planning saves your loved ones from scrambling to find Aunt Mildred’s casserole recipe or wondering whether you’d prefer roses or carnations. Spoiler alert: they’ll get it wrong unless you tell them now.

Sure, it might feel a little morbid, but let’s face it: this is the generation that invented black humor. If anyone can laugh in the face of mortality, it’s you. So grab a glass of wine, sit down with your favorite playlist (preferably from the '60s or '70s), and make a plan that’s as unforgettable as you are.

Because let’s be honest, Boomers—you’ve never left anything to chance. Why start now?