Planning Your Grand Finale: A Baby Boomer’s Guide to Going Out in Style

Let’s face it, Boomers: you’ve spent your life being trendsetters, so why not do the same with your funeral? Yes, it’s a little morbid to think about, but planning ahead means your final act is exactly what you want—and spares your family the awkward “What would Dad have wanted?” debates. Here’s everything you need to consider, down to the last detail, with a touch of humor to keep it light.

1. Burial or Cremation? The Big Decision

First things first: decide what’s happening to the ol’ body. Burial or cremation? If you want to avoid your family debating whether you’d be okay with Uncle Bob’s “DIY backyard composting idea,” make this call now. And while “Viking Funeral” sounds epic, it’s probably not legal in most states.

2. Casket or Urn? Time to Show Your Personality

This is your moment to shine—or shimmer, depending on your choice. Go traditional, eco-friendly, or blinged-out. Just remember, you’re picking something that says, “This is me!” Bonus points if it makes people smile rather than cry.

3. Type of Service? Your Life, Your Style

Think about the vibe. Do you want a traditional religious ceremony or something more creative? Military honors? A pirate theme complete with eye patches for guests? The sky’s the limit—literally, if you’re considering having your ashes shot into space.

4. Funeral Home? Choose Wisely

Find a place that suits your style. Whether it’s known for warm hospitality, impeccable service, or the world’s best mini quiches, pick one that feels like a good fit. Your guests will thank you for the snacks.

5. Pallbearers, Music, and Readings: Your A-Team and Soundtrack

Name your squad of pallbearers (don’t make your 97-year-old cousin do it), and pick the music that sets the tone. Whether it’s Beyoncé’s “I Was Here,” Frank Sinatra’s “My Way,” or something hilariously unexpected, like “Another One Bites the Dust,” this is your playlist. Toss in a few readings that either inspire or make people laugh. A little humor at a funeral? It’s your legacy.

Bonus Round: The Unmentionables

You can even plan the nitty-gritty stuff: outfits, flowers, or whether your family does a toast in your honor. The details are yours to decide. Just keep it classy—or go full-on quirky.

Planning your funeral may feel like a strange to-do list item, but think of it as giving your family the ultimate gift of clarity. They’ll thank you, and you’ll get to rest in peace knowing your final send-off was exactly how you wanted it: full of personality, love, and maybe even a few laughs.

Boomers, you’ve rocked every other stage of life—why not own this one too?