Choosing the Right Mortuary: A Baby Boomer’s Guide to Pre-Need Planning
Ah, Baby Boomers. The generation of tie-dye, Woodstock, and the uncanny ability to turn any sentence into, “Back in my day…” As you prepare to leave a legacy that screams, “I did it my way!”, it’s time to tackle the ultimate adulting milestone: choosing the right mortuary for your Pre-Need plan.
Now, before you roll your eyes and mutter something about this being “a downer,” let’s lighten the mood. After all, picking a mortuary isn’t about death—it’s about being fabulously prepared. Plus, you’ve always loved having options, and here’s your chance to curate your final curtain call like the rockstar you are.
Step 1: Find Your Vibe
Are you envisioning a stately Victorian funeral home with velvet curtains, or do you want something modern with a coffee bar and free Wi-Fi? (You know, so your great-niece can Instagram your celebration of life.) The mortuary you choose should match your personality. Remember, this isn’t just any mortuary—it’s your mortuary.
Step 2: Ask the Big Questions
Boomers are pros at asking questions, and now’s your time to shine. Does the mortuary offer flexible payment plans? What’s included in the Pre-Need package? Will they play your carefully curated playlist featuring the Beatles, Bob Dylan, and maybe a little Fleetwood Mac? Don’t settle for anything less than what you’d expect from your favorite cruise line’s customer service.
Step 3: Get Local Recommendations
If anyone knows where to find a good mortuary, it’s your neighbors. Ask around at your next HOA meeting or yoga class. Trust us, the lady in the front row at Zumba who never misses a beat probably has this all figured out—and she’ll be thrilled to share.
Step 4: Think of Your Guests
You’ve spent your life hosting memorable gatherings, so why stop now? Ensure your mortuary has adequate parking, comfy chairs, and maybe even a dessert table. (Pro tip: Nothing softens the mood like mini cheesecakes.) Your loved ones will appreciate the thoughtful details as they toast your life with a mix of tears and laughter.
Step 5: Add a Personal Touch
Finally, this is your swan song, so make it yours. Add a video montage, handwritten notes for your guests, or even a posthumous mic drop. Because, let’s face it, Baby Boomers don’t just leave—they make an exit.
So go ahead, pick the mortuary that feels right for you. Just think of it as planning the encore performance of a lifetime. After all, you’ve always been a planner, and this is just another way to prove you’re still ahead of the game.